Monday, July 13, 2009

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  MARY DANIEL
Love God and you can love all
 
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.  Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.  ~Murphy's Law
How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?  ~Fran�ois Duc de La Rochefoucauld


The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.  ~Erma Bombeck


I tell you this, and I tell you plain:
What you have done, you will do again;
You will bite your tongue, careful or not,
Upon the already-bitten spot.
~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960


As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.  ~Author Unknown


A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.  ~Franklin P. Jones


It's always been and always will be the same in the world:  The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.  ~Author Unknown


An unwatched pot boils immediately.  ~H.F. Ellis


If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark.  ~Leopold Fechtner


Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966


Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.  ~Will Rogers


When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.  ~Author Unknown


How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?  ~Author Unknown


Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.  ~Author Unknown


Shin:  a device for finding furniture in the dark.  ~Author Unknown


Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late, and not in the barroom downstairs?  ~Christopher Morley, Contribution to a Contribution


It is often easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.  ~Grace Hopper


The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.  ~Author Unknown

 
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.  ~Author Unknown


If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.  ~Author Unknown


If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.  ~Edgar Allan Poe


People who snore always fall asleep first.  ~Author Unknown
Petunia, 1925 Art Print


The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.  ~Author Unknown


Playmates Art Print
Boats on the Beach Art Print
Still Life of Primules & Chaffinch Art Print
 
 
 
 

 
 
 





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