Wednesday, June 3, 2009

{ f u n g r O O u p } Ideal 'ORKUT' profile of a Software Engineer.



 
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Ideal 'ORKUT' profile of a Software Engineer.

About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")


Relationship status : what?


Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.


Age : 10111
1111
111


Here for: web browsing in company hours.


Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)


Ethnicity : Programmer.


Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101


Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.


Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!


Humor : weekly.


Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.


Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.


Drinking : The first is this.


Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog. :-)


Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!


Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)


Webpage
: http://naukri.com, http://jobsahead.com Isn't it Ultimate???


Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.


Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.


Activities: Are you crazy?


Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored.


Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.


Tv shows : can't afford one.


Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of my cubicle
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