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John was waiting for his love.... "30 minutes late!!", his brain shouted at him, "Last time you were 5 mins late and she had literally gobbled u up ... remember??" "Yeah yeah", he said to his brain, "You know her ... all moody and stuff .... oh there she is" "Scold her OK?", his brain adviced. "OK I will try" Sweet Sally comes with the cutest smile and says "Im sorry honey ... I was shopping for shoes ... totally forgot about you" "What if you had said that line buddy?", shouted his brain .... "she would have had a nervous breakdown" John ignored his brain .. "Its OK honey .. its only half an hour .. no problem" She smiled once again .. held his hand and asked "Hope you remember what occasion is today" "OMG!!!", thought John ..... "Brain ... search database for reminders, anniversaries, silly anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of people I dont care about" Brain got into action ... he started delegating work to different parts ... parallel processing .. multiple search .......... complete memory scan. Sally stared at John .... "Hello!! u have been staring at me for 2 minutes now ... u OK?" "Huh!!!", he said, "Oh ... nothing's wrong .. was lost in thought" "No records found", said the brain ... "Damn!!", thought John "So what say ... how do we celebrate this day?", she asked. John is all confused ... "Ask her ...dumbo?". said the brain "OK OK ...stop pushing me" "Honey .. U know my lousy memory .. I guess I cant recall what today is" "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT T!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!" , she shouted ... and started crying. "How could you forget!! ..... its my doggy's birthday" "!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!" A moment of silence. His entire brain staff was laughing at him. John was dumbfounded. "What the hell am I supposed to do know?", he asked his brain. "Damage control sequence initialized ... dont worry our specialist will comeback with the perfect line to make everything all right" "Better do it fast ..brainy" The brain was working at 90% capacity ..... gathering and analyzing all data on 'How to handle women?' Finally an answer was computed and communicated to John. He looked up to her, and said "Of Course I remember your doggie's birthday ... how can I forget that sweet mutt's special day" She looked up with utter surprise ... "HUH!!!!!!! ....... Doggy is the name of my cat you jerk" She stood up angrily and left. John and his brain were left there clueless .... forward to everyone you know, all your friends or everyone in your address book FRIENDS TOO. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For Excellent Mails of all kind Click Here to Join fungrooup in Just 3 Clicks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ **~*~*~*~*~*~**~**~*~*~*~*~*~**

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