Friday, September 3, 2010

Working Hours in terms of a Year (joke)

 


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WORKING HOURS IN TERMS OF A YEAR
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> After 2 years of selfless service, a
> man realized that he has not been
> promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no acommendation
> and that the
> Company is not doing any thing about it. So he 
> decided to walk up to this
> HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he
> told his HR
> Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed
> and asked him to
> sit  down saying;

> My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The
> man was surprised
> to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

> Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
> Man:- 365 days and some times 366
> Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
> Man:- 24 hours
> Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
> Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.


> Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in
> hours?
> Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e.
> 1/3(one third)
> Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366
> days?
> Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)
> Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
> Man:- No sir
> Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are
> weekends?
> Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
> Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122
> days, how many
> days do you now have?
> Man:- 18 days.
> Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year.
> Now remove that
> 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have
> remaining?
> Man:- 4 days
> Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
> Man:- No sir!
> Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
> Man:- No sir!
> Manager:- So how many days are left?
> Man:- 2 days sir!
> Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
> Man:- No sir!
> Manager:- So how many days are left?
> Man:- 1 day sir!
> Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
> Man:- No sir!
> Manager:- So how many days are left?
> Man:- None sir!
> Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
> Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realize that I was
> stealing
> Company's money all these days.


> Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

With Best Regards
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