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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.ï¿½The driver says, ï¿½Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.ï¿½

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: ï¿½Now donï¿½t be silly dear, you know that this car doesnï¿½t have cruise control.ï¿½As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, ï¿½Canï¿½t you please keep your mouth shut for once?ï¿½

The wife smiles demurely and says, ï¿½You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.ï¿½As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, ï¿½Darn it, woman, canï¿½t you keep your mouth shut?ï¿½

The officer frowns and says, ï¿½And I notice that youï¿½re not wearing your seat belt, sir. Thatï¿½s an automatic $75 fine.ï¿½The driver says, ï¿½Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.ï¿½

The wife says, ï¿½Now, dear, you know very well that you didnï¿½t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when youï¿½re driving.ï¿½

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, ï¿½WHY DONï¿½T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??ï¿½

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, ï¿½Does your husband always talk to you this way, Maï¿½am?ï¿½

U'll love this part....

'Only when he's been drinking.'

http://wallpapersblog4u.blogspot.com/2009/03/fergie.html

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