> > On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi:
> > TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
> > On a poster at Kencom :
> > ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.
> > In a City restaurant :
> > OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.
> > In a cemetery :
> > PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN
> > GRAVES.
> > Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations :
> > GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS
> > IN BED.
> > On the menu of a Swiss restaurant :
> > OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
> > In a Tokyo bar :
> > SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
> > Hotel, Yugoslavia :
> > THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE
> > CHAMBERMAID.
> > Hotel, Japan :
> > YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
> > In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery :
> > YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND
> > SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.
> > A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest :
> > IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT
> > PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN
> > ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.
> > Hotel, Zurich :
> > BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE
> > SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS
>> PURPOSE.
> > Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand :
> > WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?
> > Airline ticket office, Copenhagen :
> > WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
> > A laundry in Rome :
> > LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A
GOOD TIME.
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