British Humour
For those who appreciate quirky, politically incorrect humour...............
Police in London have found a bomb outside a London mosque..
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside...
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Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake -
both are in intensive care...
One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.
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During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree.
A spokesman for the Birmingham City Council said
'We didn't even know they were living up there'.
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Asian muslims in the UK complained that there are not enough
television shows with minorities in mind,
so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now.
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I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me...
I mean, a ginger haired kid, with two friends?
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I was reading in the paper today about
this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke
standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
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